beautiful from head to heels.
you probably won't like me and i probably won't care.
follow me.

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

academically:

sticks and stones may break my bones because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

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elitropiagogo:

live a little, love a little

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

nasadad:

ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off